Etiquette & Expectations

I am very much looking forward to our rendezvous. I find that clear communication and great boundaries make for a great time had by all. Here is what you can expect of me, and what I hope I can expect of you in return.

Friends

I absolutely love connecting with human beings. All shapes, sizes, colors, creeds, genders and orientations are welcome as long as they are over 21. I’m happy to have a fun fling but I’d much prefer that we build our connection over time.

I adore seeing couples. I would be delighted and honored to receive an invitation into your partnership. I make a very respectful and enamored guest.

Privacy & Safety

Privacy is of utmost importance to me and is paramount for my future career. I keep my face concealed for both of our privacy. You’ll notice that I do not maintain a presence on any social media, and I have a strict no review-boards policy.

Confidentiality is crucial, I’m sure it is for you as well. What happens here stays just between us. I’d be happy to sign an NDA if need be. Any rude, lewd, or illegal communications will be immediately blocked. I do require screening.

Appearance

If we venture out into the world I dress demurely so as not to attract untoward attention. Minimal makeup and business casual are my public facing modus operandi, though in private my wardrobe is a bit more sensual.

Hygiene

Safety and hygiene are of utmost importance to me. My health (and yours) is a matter I take very seriously. Any attempt at unsafe behavior may result in you being asked to leave. I am only interested in safe and respectful encounters, and I hope you are, too!

Grooming

I keep myself impeccably groomed and manicured. I ask the same of you. When you arrive at our meeting please head for the washroom and get personal with some soap and a washcloth, even where the sun don’t shine. It absolutely floors me that this needs to be said, but it does.

Correspondence

I’m fond of forging new connections but pen pals are not really my style. Please keep our communication brief, and pertinent to any plans we may be making. I don’t mind passing pleasantries but extensive texting or phone calls between visits is not my personal forte. I’d much rather catch up in person! My phone number will be made available once you have completed the screening process.